Oxymoron In Action

Jul 23

fatass-mcnotits:

a group of weasels can be called a confusion

it is a confusion of baby weasels

Jul 23

PHOMO: Pranking Grace Helbig! (x)

Jul 22
thestripmaster:

When you think of something really clever and it gets 2 notes

thestripmaster:

When you think of something really clever and it gets 2 notes

Jul 22
atla-annotated:

Mako and Bolin’s Father’s Letter to his Mom
已经结婚, 有了两個兒子名…
愽林. 他们带来不少歡楽也…
許多麻烦. 相信您们是体會…
希望有一天您们會和他们相…
上我们的照片.
… already married, (we) have two sons called (Mako and) Bolin. 
They bring us no small amount of joy and… 
much trouble. I believe you (formal and plural) can understand… 
(I/We) hope that one day you (formal and plural) and them can (meet) each other … 
On top (is) our photograph.
Notes: Chinese has two ‘you’ 你 (ni) and 您(nin). 您 is formal, similar to the German “Sie”. That their father uses it with his family can have two meanings, either it is a show of respect (in the past it was normal to address one’s parents that way) or it means they are distant, which, considering that he left after a big fight, is also a possibility. These days 、您is not used with one’s family anymore, but a show of respect to your boss, elders, your Professor or customers.

atla-annotated:

Mako and Bolin’s Father’s Letter to his Mom

已经结婚, 有了两個兒子名…

愽林. 他们带来不少歡楽也…

許多麻烦. 相信您们是体會…

希望有一天您们會和他们相…

上我们的照片.

… already married, (we) have two sons called (Mako and) Bolin. 

They bring us no small amount of joy and… 

much trouble. I believe you (formal and plural) can understand… 

(I/We) hope that one day you (formal and plural) and them can (meet) each other … 

On top (is) our photograph.

Notes: Chinese has two ‘you’ 你 (ni) and 您(nin). 您 is formal, similar to the German “Sie”. That their father uses it with his family can have two meanings, either it is a show of respect (in the past it was normal to address one’s parents that way) or it means they are distant, which, considering that he left after a big fight, is also a possibility. These days 、您is not used with one’s family anymore, but a show of respect to your boss, elders, your Professor or customers.

Jul 22
the-half-baked-fire-lord:

official-sokka:

lionturtle41200:

This deserves like, 500,000,000,000 reblogs I’m just likeAdajagdkagahsvLin’s rolling her eyes!!

Something her mother never really knew how to do

She got it from her dad, obviously

the-half-baked-fire-lord:

official-sokka:

lionturtle41200:

This deserves like, 500,000,000,000 reblogs I’m just like
Adajagdkagahsv
Lin’s rolling her eyes!!

Something her mother never really knew how to do

She got it from her dad, obviously

Jul 21

jackiebeulahburkhart:

sherlocksmyth:

"why didn’t you do your homework over the holidays?"

image

This is the best thing I’ve ever seen

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lotrlockedwhovian:

kishikaiisei:

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

And/or flop somewhere comfortable and tumble and not talk much except to show each other some stupid thing you found online