Oxymoron In Action

Apr 15
mullingual:

bewilden:

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how are these people not dead

Oh he can eat plastic bags and the other lady can eat drywall, but if I want to enjoy some fucking cookie dough I’ll get salmonella and die


can’t forget the girl who drinks gasoline

mullingual:

bewilden:

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how are these people not dead

Oh he can eat plastic bags and the other lady can eat drywall, but if I want to enjoy some fucking cookie dough I’ll get salmonella and die

can’t forget the girl who drinks gasoline

Apr 15

if i ever got sentenced to house arrest i’d just laugh at the judge

Apr 15
nosdrinker:

this is the teacher from the incredibles

nosdrinker:

this is the teacher from the incredibles

Apr 15
kuzco2000:

what the hell’s a laker

kuzco2000:

what the hell’s a laker

Apr 15

anna-b-summers:

adorekevinj:

AVPS

I’VE WAITED MY WHOLE LONELY LIFE FOR THIS TO APPEAR ON MY DASH.

Apr 15

dangerousactivity:

Avoiding spoilers on tumblr

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Apr 15

ubernerdmaster:

kinglers:

krisjener:

i wish tumblr had more of a “educate the ignorant” attitude as opposed to “send death threats to the ignorant”

i love how this post was made by a cis white boy

I like how you completely ignored the message and instead focused on who posted it. :)

Apr 15
Apr 15

iraffiruse:

How puppies help when you’re sick.

Apr 15

a-valiant-child:

fallontonight:

There was probably a better way to phrase that, Daniel Radcliffe. 

No I think that was the best way